The Return of the Woo [Crysis 3 Multiplayer Gameplay Xbox 360]

The Return of the Woo [Crysis 3 Multiplayer Gameplay Xbox 360]


Maya: I’m back bitches HexyWoo: Yep, I am and now you know I sound nothing like Maya. Squiiddish’s XCOM videos completely lied to you. A couple of things to start this off with; ignore the Halloween intro, I was trying to get this up for Halloween, it didn’t happen, but I can’t be bothered to make another intro just yet because I’ve got so many other things to do. So it’s sticking. There is another intro on the way though. If you’re one of the people who liked my videos because I didn’t commentate. Then, I’m still putting annotations in, they’re going to be edited in this time, so even if you use an app for YouTube, you should be able to see them. Which is good. And if you find my voice incredibly obnoxious, which I understand, or you’re hearing impaired, then I will be putting on closed captions. I’m not sure when I’ll get the transcript files up but I will try and get them done as soon as I can so you can mute it and put closed captions on. Now I’m going to
do something I actually really don’t like usually but it’s my first video back in like a year or so. So I’m not going to talk about the gameplay, there’s a couple of reasons why, but the main one is it’s Crysis 3 multiplayer, it’s not Team Deathmatch and it’s on Xbox. Nobody plays it any more, it’s dead. It’s sad but it’s dead. So I’m not gonna talk about the gameplay. I am uploading this particular video for a reason though and it is because when I see people, especially on Twitter, post up little screen-shots of their end of game scores and how great they did and “oh, look at me I went 50-0” or whatever. I don’t care. Because if you don’t see the game don’t know how they played. And I’m gonna spoil the ending of this match. My team win. I MVP. I even go positive, which is pretty fucking impressive for me in an objective match to be fair. I play like shit. I play like complete shit. And this is not hindsight. This is not me watching the video back and thinking “what was I doing?!”. I was wondering what the fuck I was doing while I was playing. I was laughing at myself. I was shouting
at myself for being an idiot and oh my God my Orbital Strikes, Jesus… I don’t know what I was thinking when I was playing this game. I really don’t. I’m not very good with Orbital Strikes any way, but this game is just un-be-lievable. I, also, I hate R.E.X. Charges. They’re evil and that guy is really REALLY annoying me as you’ll notice. I’m normally really good with grenades but for some reason in this game every single grenade just pfffft… didn’t really do anything, a couple times it makes them move which is something. Because a lot of the games that I’ve been playing are now dead: Crysis 3 multiplayer, GCI, whatever. I’m not really sure what games I’ve got to record. I don’t play much multiplayer any more of anything. It’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I just don’t have any games that I actually play like that right now. And since my PC’s been fixed I have been playing a hell of a lot of Indie Games on Steam. So, what I might do, because I don’t, I don’t see myself as a Let’s Player. I’m not, I… I don’t have the right personality for that, I don’t think I’d be interesting. I don’t play right for Let’s Plays. It would take so much editing, because I do something and I fuck up slightly or I I do something a tiny bit wrong or I don’t get an achievement for doing something and I just restart, I just do it again, and that would get really old really quick. I would have to just edit everything out, and it would be hard work and I don’t have the time for that I don’t, it’s hard enough now trying to get the time to commentate this video and upload it, without all the editing and stuff as well. Gah. But what I can do, I think, is like I say, I play a lot of Indie games so what I’m gonna do is I’ve got some really really good games lately, they’re little games, most people have heard of them I think, I mean especially if you spend time on Twitch just roaming around channels. But I’m gonna do like little tiny three to five minute review type things on a few games. It’s not so much a review, more “I got this game, it’s cool, this is what it looks like, buy it” or whatever, if you want. That’s probably what I’m gonna be doing for the moment. I will also probably do a Q&A purely because I could just find some old footage and stick it over the top. I found a hard drive full of old Brotherhood games. And you never know, there might be something in there. Possibly the video where T0xic talks about sausages… but I don’t know. One game I am really looking forward to and hopefully I’ll be able to do some videos on that, is Starbound. I know a lot of people have heard of it now because it’s kind of… the hype’s built up, but I have wanted to play this game for MONTHS. I have been watching Bart streaming his coding which is kind of interesting when I’m coding, watching somebody coding… it all went a bit Inception, but I can’t wait. And hopefully I’ll put videos of that up, I’ve been playing a few alphas and previews and things lately and some really good, there’s exciting games coming next year that’s for sure. So, what I really need to do is get into some kind of routine. With… recording, editing, RENDERING. Because it’s been so long since I’ve had to render, I keep forgetting that I’ve gotta do that before I upload. And at the moment that means I can’t use my PC for hours and hours and hours and hours. What I’m going to do… or I plan to do. Is, I’m going to do a few videos and I’m gonna get them rendered and I’m going to get them uploaded, but I’m not gonna make them public for a while. Just so I can have maybe a video a week, which I’m sure is better than nothing. because I do keep getting whinged at for not making videos and I’m really sorry and it still blows my mind how many of you have stayed subscribed to me when I’ve been doing nothing, it’s… it’s unbelievable. I’m still getting new subs and I don’t know why! XD I really wish it was easier for me to make videos and get them uploaded. It’s just I have a shitty old PC that I built almost a decade ago. I’ve got the worst internet known to man. I think they’re trying to push me to get fibre and they’re making my internet worse and worse and worse until I just say “fuck it, OK!” It takes a long time to render it, takes a long time to upload. And then there’s also the fact that I have a phobia of recording my voice and having to listen to it and the thought that I’ve gotta go through this file and edit it makes me feel physically sick… but that’s my problem and I’ll try and deal with it. I’ve got better because I let Squiiddish put my voice in a video and I’ve streamed with people. So, it’s not too bad. It’s more the editing I’m worried about, because I’ve tried this before. I’ve… I’ve done a commentary on a video and then I’ve just deleted the whole thing. Like, “NOPE. Nobody wants to hear that, shut up. And your stupid accent” but there we go. It would be much easier if I could stream I would love to stream. I think I would be a much better streamer than I am a YouTuber. Because it would be… I would like to… I don’t necessarily like playing games in groups of people. It’s okay, but I’ve always been happy to play multiplayer on my own. I’ve never minded playing randoms, but I would quite… I’d like to talk to people while I’m playing. Not necessarily about the game, but itwould just be nice to be able to stream. But I’m gonna… I’m gonna dash all your dreams now; I can’t stream. I’m probably never going to be able to stream, because even if I do move to fibre, it’s only going to be 1 up. I might be able to stream Minecraft on low or something I guess. Some pixel game, Starbound maybe. But, I’m never gonna be able to stream in 1080p, it ain’t ever gonna happen. I just, I don’t have the hardware and I don’t have to bandwidth. If I could stream, trust me, every time I’m not working I’d be streaming like crazy. But I… I’m not. I have got a Twich page though. I have got a Twitch page, I figured I should make one and I’ve got a profile on there just so people can see who I am, because I do interact on a lot of other people’s streams and they might wonder who I am. So that’s why I have a Twitch page and it does say I don’t stream on the page. And talking of links, I also have… I have a Game Fan Shop… people keep trying to give me games. I really do appreciate it, I do… but it feels a bit… weird… accepting gifts from people. Especially when I don’t know you at all. And I don’t like that people keep giving me games and I cant give anything back. And I do have a donation link… I… I don’t like the idea of it, it feels attention whorey and I know it’s not… I know it’s… it costs money for me to put up videos, it does. It… it costs money to make sure that my computer stays working. It costs money to make sure I have xbox live gold or whatever and it costs… it costs money for the games. And it also costs money because I do some websites for other people and I have to pay for them somehow. BUT, one way you CAN support me without just handing me money is I have a Game Fan Shop and you can buy games on there. They’re pretty reasonably priced, sometimes they’re a little bit more than like Steam or Green Man Gaming, but they’re pretty reasonable. You can buy games on there, you can also buy your Xbox Live subscriptions on there, you can buy your PlayStation Store points on there. You can buy lots of things on there and I get a cut of it and the more of you who buy stuff through the shop, the bigger the cut that I get. Some people have used it already and it’s awesome. I’ve also got a Facebook, but I haven’t told anyone about it yet so I only have a few likes. But what I’ll do, is at the end of all my videos there’s going to be like a link… and you click that link and it’ll take you to a page on my website that just has EVERY place you can find me: on Twitter, on Tumblr, on Facebook, on Twitch, the Game Fan Shop. But that’ll be in the description and also on the end screen of the videos. I think… I think that’s everything I needed to say, and now I gotta go… and try and put together some other videos. But they’re only gonna be little ones. Little tiny weeny ones of games that I like… and I wanted to get the videos out before the Steam Sale ended and I failed. But there probably is another Steam Sale coming. So what the hell, I’m still gonna do them. So, I am hoping this video was worth the wait… and I’m really sorry the wait was a year, I didn’t mean it to be that long! And I’m gonna try and get videos up fairly regularly for you now. I hope it was worth it and I have no way to end my videos… So… uhhh… bye-bye YouTube
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