*grunt* Ooh, there’s Trump.
Can I eat Trump? Can I eat Trump? Can I eat Trump? AAAAAH! YES! My life is complete! This game really makes your dreams come true, doesn’t it? No, you’re too big, I’m scared of being near you. Please, don’t..don’t attack me. Mm, there’s some food. Nice. Mm, there’s some more food. AAAAAH! AAAH! I did not see that coming! Well, at least I ate Trump. Oh, yes. Oooh, that is a satisfying feeling. That’s what it’s all about. It’s all about that tetris in the end. Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, oh, that just cleared my skin and watered my crops. No, no, oh, come on, no! No, no, not like this, not like this! Oh, it’s going, too fast! At some point you gotta stop trying to build something pretty and just try to survive. No, no it’s too fast, it’s too fast! I guess I gotta give up and just accept my fate! Well, that was a wild ride. This level is so stressful. I mean, once you get it up there it’s smooth sailing more or less but… When you have to work with these bottom blocks it’s so stressful. There’s something so satisfying about absorbing power-ups. Even if you’re not really using them, it’s still just really satisfying. What just happened? It just phased through that block! Did you see that? The block is still there! What the hell? Why? Why did you kill me for nothing? Fucking game! Fuck you! Fuck everything! Yes, yes…Ah, I should have done that! I hate not noticing a better combo! Crap, this is taking too long, I can’t see anything, I can’t see anything! Come on, No, the green line is crawling the other way! Come on! Yes, yes… YES. BONUS! *whisper* This is so tense… *intense, overdramatic screeching!* *screeching aftershocks* No, no, no, you’re too big, big you’re too big! No get away from me, get away from me! Ugh, something huge there! J O H N C E N A