Pear Forced to Play – Five Nights at Candy’s 3 #2: Scaredy Pear

Pear Forced to Play – Five Nights at Candy’s 3 #2: Scaredy Pear


(video game theme music) (cackling) – Hey, hey, what is up guys? It is Pear, the most
extreme gamer of all time! And we’re– You’re forcing me to play Five Nights at Candy’s 3 DEMO, okay. The monster attacks– monsters? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Monsters, are you kidding me with this? Playing the music tape in the tape player makes the night go much faster. If the monster attacks,
hold the flashlight in the monster’s eyes until it goes away. If the monster goes under your foot– What, wait, guys? Seriously? This is a scary game isn’t it? It is, it is. It’s a five nights, oh God. Oh, no, it’s dark. It’s so dark. Ooooh, okay that looks
like a stuffed bunny. Ah, oh, oh, oh, that’s
creepy, that’s creepy! Who has a mannequin head on their flippin’, uh, on their wall? In the dark, why would you do that? That sounds like a terrible idea, okay. Looks like I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be doing here. I probably should’ve read that, but whoa! Creepy eyes! Okay, this looks like oh… Okay, this goes under the bed. Yeah, that’s under the bed. Okay, luckily there’s nothing there. (gulps, panting) Okay, it seems… (thunder rolls) Okay, I heard a little,
thunder or something? It’s fine, just a little bit of rain– Okay, it’s gonna be all right. I don’t know why you guys
force me to play these games. I’m extreme though, so it’s okay. It’s gonna be cool; it’s gonna be cool. It’s not gonna scare me. It’s not– I’m just gonna
look under here quick, make sure there’s nothing… Okay, it’s just a soccer ball. (gulps, gasps) Okay, okay, all right. Oh! Oooh Oooh, that was open! That was open! That was open! What was in there? I didn’t see it, did you see it? What was it? What was it? It was there, I saw it, I saw it. Maybe I didn’t? I could’ve swore– Okay, this makes it go faster? Is that what it– is that what the…? It said it made it go– (soft music begins) Okay it’s playing; it’s
playing “My Sleep Mix”. Okay, okay that’s cool, that’s cool. I like– I like sleep mixes. (scary music) Ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh, okay
shine the light at it! Okay, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh! Okay, okay, okay, okay just
gotta shine it at its face. Yeah, that’s okay. I figured that part out. (thunder rolls, creaking) Okay, okay, is my face bleeding? Why is there like, pulsing redness? I don’t even understand, okay okay? All right, I don’t– did he go away? Okay, I think–
(roaring) (scared crying) Why? Why? Why? Dang it, you guys! (babbling) (mumbling, reading the game instructions) Okay, okay, all right, I think I got it. (burps) Oh, excuse me. I got a little indigestion right now. My stomach almost came
up through my mouth. I didn’t need this, I don’t need Five Nights at Freddie’s
kind of action, here. I didn’t– I didn’t ask for this. This is not on Pear’s agenda! I had a lotta nice things
I was gonna do today. Like, take a nap. Maybe read a nice book. “The Grape on the Train”,
you read that one? It’s a new one– well it’s not super new, but it came out not too long ago. Oooooh. Okay, I’m all
right, I’m all right. It’s all good. It’s all good, just have to
compose myself a little bit. That was a little cree– are those? Are those supposed to be
like, uh, what’s his name? Jack– oh, hey! That! Pretty sure I saw that open again. Flippin’ opens doors, man. Okay, there’s nothing under here. Hey, I don’t like that
soccer ball being down there because that kind of freaks me out, because I keep thinking
that’s a head or something. Okay, all right, just keep looking around. Make sure that– (thunder) Ooh, what was– what,
what? What? What? What? I heard like, a thunder noise. (creaking) Is that– is that the thing? Is that the monster, is that
the monster making the noise? Okay, let’s get this back going here. Let’s rewind the tape,
start from the beginning. Hopefully that will
make the game go faster, so I can win it faster. Rainbows and flowers and stuff! I like those stickers, those
are nice; I like those. (gasping, exclaiming) Get out of here, man, get out! Get out, I don’t like you! This is Pear’s room! Pear’s the one that goes to bed. Just trying to sleep here, take a nap. I don’t know what you’re doing hanging out, man, get out! That’s all I gotta say, just get out. Get out, dude. Okay, let’s flip this back on. Let’s get those slow jams going. Get that–
(thunder) (frustrated babbling) I don’t like it when
you peek through there! I don’t like it! I don’t like it. Okay, this– can we get some
lights on in here, maybe? That, that would seem to be a solution. Let’s just– there’s, obviously
there’s a lamp right there. Can’t we just flip the lamp on? I’ll look under here again. Okay, so far he has
not come under the bed. The monster under the bed is, it’s been– Wait, what was that? My flashlight flashed, did you see that? (exclaiming, scary music) Okay, okay, just– oh
no, where did you go? No, he keeps trying to dodge my light! I don’t like it; I don’t
like it, I don’t like it. Get out of here, you creepy rats-rabbit! What are you– ?
(creaking) Okay, where is it? Where did he go? Okay, I don’t see him. I’ll look under the bed here. (exclaiming) Okay, okay, okay. “Look to the other side
of the room”, it said. Okay, I’m looking to the side of the room. I’m looking at the other side of the room. Did he go– did he go away? (roaring) (frustrated growling) Bloody mess, bloody mess! Apparently I got crunched. I got– I got crunched
to death or something. I don’t know why… (growling) I don’t know why you guys think it’s so funny to scare the Pear. “When, while he’s not
looking under the bed, look at the door in the
direction of the bedroom to lure the monster to peek…” “When you hear him peeking out, turn to the other side of the bedroom, then strike with your flashlight.” Okay, so I have to listen
for him to peek out. I have to look at the other side, then– Okay, okay, it’s all good, it’s all good. I mean, hey, it seems
to be a common theme, in video games these days. Why does everybody’s house,
or place of business, why are there so many
animatronics everywhere, eating and killing everybody? I don’t understand; when
did this become a thing? I’m gonna have to just
go ahead and say it, in the real world, I have not experienced that many animatronics
trying to murder my face. I don’t– I don’t believe in it. I don’t think it happens that often, but in video games it
happens all the time. Is there something going
on that I don’t know about? (sighs, gasps) No! I saw you again, I saw you again! You saw that, I see you, I
see you doing things in there. What are you doing in the closet? Get out of the closet, dude. It’s really weird that you like hanging out in my closet, man. Rat, animatronic creature,
there’s no cheese in there! I don’t keep the cheese in the closet. Even if I did I wouldn’t tell you, because cheese would probably be my– Oh, oh, I’m pretty sure I saw you. I’m pretty sure that you are in the– I don’t know what that is. Why is there, why do you
have so many closets? How many clothes do I have? In the real world, I am–
I don’t wear clothes. So why do I have so many closets? And even if you were a human and had– Okay, I saw you! Stop trying on my underwear, dude! That’s what he’s doing, he’s
hanging out in the closet, trying to find my cheese and eat my– No, he’s not eating my underwear, he’s trying on my underwear. He might be eating my
underwear, who knows? Why knows? He’s a weird rat animatronic
eating underwear. I don’t– (grunts, gulps) It’s okay, all right. We’ve made it to one a.m., which is I think further than we’ve
gotten before. (exclaiming) There you go! There you go, there you go. Yeah, yeah, you just stay in there, and keep trying to, you
know, eat the underwear. It’s fine; it’s fine, you just
stay in there and do that. Stay in there and do that, dude. I’m just gonna keep just
switching this– bam! There we go, got the
slow jams on the radio! You can’t get me! Yeah, yeah, as long as you keep the slow jams on, it’s all good. It’s all good, right? (scary music)
Oh, no, no, no, no! You, you stay over there; you stay. You look at this light,
you look at this light, and you think about what you’ve done! You think about all
that underwear you ate! You weirdo! (thunder) I was probably gonna wear that. I don’t understand, okay. He’s not in the room still, so
he’s gotta be under the bed. (nervous cries) Yep, there he is! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Look at the other side of the room. Okay, look, listen, listen. I don’t hear him, I haven’t
heard him pop out yet. Did he pop–
(roaring) Oh, there he is! (fearful laughter) Well, you told me to
wait, you told me to wait. You told me wait until I heard him. I didn’t hear him, he didn’t pop out. Oooh, poppin’ sauce. You gotta be kiddin’ me. Like, I just don’t understand. You told me to wait for him to pop out, but he didn’t, he didn’t
make any noises to pop out. I don’t even understand. (sighs) Okay, all right, all right. We’re fine; we’re fine, we’re just– We’re just gonna have to
come up with a new strategy. My new strategy’s gonna to
kick you in the nuts, man. Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna do. Next time you come out I’m kicking– I’m kicking many nuts, all the nuts. (scary music) Oh, gosh, okay, get
out, oh no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, you eat it. You eat this light; it
tastes good, doesn’t it? It tastes like cheese! It tastes like cheesy underwear! I don’t even know what I’m talking– Okay, okay, okay, we’re good. We’re good, he’s gone. Okay? Let’s get this music back on. Ah, crap, I gotta rewind it. All right.
(scary music) (frustrated crying) I
hate this game so much! (frustrated growling) Never
playing anything ever again. (video game theme music)

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