Mortal Kombat 11

Mortal Kombat 11


– [Dunk] Hey!
What’s going on, BOON SQUAD? It’s your man, MK Mike, back with another combo video. Now, this is a nice little “bread and butter” across all characters. You’re gonna wanna — open up with the jumping A, and then you use the jumping A. Then you hit ’em with a Jumping A… And on Playstation, of course, that’s gotta be a jumping X. Uh… Then you- You go in with the jumping A, right?
And then, and then- A-
(Chuckles) And there’s the rage quit.
(Laughing) (Laughs) Oh my god… I hate when people play like this. They just spam the one move, over and over. So fucking stupid. Come on, do it again! Do-! Hmm- Think you-?
No! You think you — run this shit against MK Mike?! Huh?! I’ve seen BOTH movies… and I’ve played Mortal Kombat: Sub-zero! Motherfuckin’ Bitch! (Groan) Get that shit out-!!! (Laughs) Oh…
(Laughs) He’s fucking pissed. (Laughs) Alright!
Now, let’s do some dance on him.
(Laughing) Really piss him off, here. YEE… HAW! (Laughs) “Yoshi!” Now, watch this… Bah! Now, watch where- Eee… Aaaah… Boom! Now watch this shit. Watch- (Gibberish) Wah-wah-wah! And then you… Bah! Boom, boom, boo- ! Oh- (Laughs) And… There’s the rage quit. (Laughs) (Claps) – [Sonya] “I’m not gonna make it…” – [Cassie] “What?
I’m not leaving you behind!” – [Dunk] “There’s too many rocks…” “There’s like 7… ” “or 10.” “10 rocks on top of me.” – [Sonya] “Give your dad a kiss for me.” – [Cassie] “Mom, don’t do it!” “Mom?” “MOM!” No, wait. She’s moving the rocks pretty fast! She might actually be able to save her if she doe- (mumbling) Oh… [ ♪ Sad piano ♪ ] [ ♪ Now strings ♪ ] – [Sonya] “We all have to choose our destiny.” – [Dunk] “She’s back alive!” Awww… Thank God! Wait a minute… What the fuck? What the-? What the fuck?! Wha-? Okay… – [Announcer] “Fatality!” – [Jade] “Seeing you again makes it worth living this…” “Nightmare.” -[Kotal Kahn] “I will not lose you twice.” [Gate moving] [Gate opens] – [Erron Black] “It’s high noon!”
(McCree) – [Dunk] “Quick, swap to Winston!”
(Overwatch) Okay. Now, you see how these guys has red eyes? That means they’re the “Evil” version, okay? You got the Blue eyes Raiden.
That’s the good version, right? But then the red one… That’s the evil one.
Okay? Now, do you see this guy? Blue eyes!
That means… that’s a good guy! Okay? He’s- I’m pretty- Maybe he-
May- Yeah… Okay, maybe… Maybe he’s a bad guy, actually. – [Raiden] “Grand Master Hasashi?” “Hanzo Hasashi?”
(Scorpion’s name) – [McCree] “It’s high noo-” – [Jacqui Briggs] “No sign yet of the ‘mystical barrier’ you mentioned.” – [Jax] “Oh!
You’ll know it when it comes.” – [Dunk] Yyy…. -writes this fucking dialogue.
(Laughing) (Laughs) – [Liu Kang] “Put down the amulet!” “It’s darkness is taking hold of you.” – [Dunk] “No one (mumbling) you goddamn motherfucker!” Bom, bom, bom, bom… Bom, bom, bom- Ooh, get that! Get that! Yeah! Get that! (Donkey Kong 64 SFX) Now we only need thirteen more to get Funky Kong. – [Jesse] (unintelligible) (Jesse laughs and Dunkey sounds angry) – [Dunk] Stooooop…
(Laughing) Stop! (They’re both laughing) Stop fucking doing that!!!
(Laughing) I hate it!!! Fucking-! – [Dunk] Yeah! Uh…
– [Jesse] Oh- Wait… – [Dunk] Pah, pah, pah! Hey! POW! Yeah! Fuck-
Pah, pah, pah! Pah! WOO! (Laughs) Yeah!
Get that sh… SHIT OUTTA HERE! Fucker! – [Jesse] Thought I’ve rage qui-
(Laughs) (Dunkey laughs) (Jesse laughs hard) – [Dunk] Come on, bitch! Oh, fu-
(Laughing) I’ll beat the shit outta you!
(Laughing) Jump-
(Laughs) – [Jesse] Come here, man!
(Laughing) – [Dunk] -fucking kill you!
(Laughing) Yah! – [Jesse] Fuck! – [Dunk] Yy… yah!!! Yy… yah!!!
(Laughs) – [Jesse] Fuck! – [Dunk] Whee! – Woo!
– [Jesse] I can’t get back up. – [Jesse] Stop!
– [Dunk] Whee! (Laughs) – [Dunk] Okay!
I’m done, I’m done! I’m just- Yeah!
Just let me do this- one little- Just let me do this one little combo… – [Announcer] “QUITALITY!”
– [Jax] “You’re getting shammed…” [?] “Now, that’s just sad.” – [Dunk] Oh, fuck! – [Jesse] YEAH!
– [Dunk] Goddammit… – [Jesse] I’m actually gonna come back. – [Dunk] I’ll be right back, I’m gonna get a soda. – [Jesse] Alright, fucker… (Dunkey laughs) Do that shit again, see what happens! Do the special! Do the-! GET THAT SHIT OUTTA-! Oh my god…
(Laughs) – [Jesse] What the fuck was that?!
(Laughing) (Dunkey laughs) – [Dunk] Jesse, you fucking died!
(Laughing) [OUTRO]
♪ “World 1 (Hip-Hop Remix)” – Super Mario 3D World ♪
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