Marvel’s Spider-Man – Just the Facts: MARVEL’S NEW YORK | PS4

Marvel’s Spider-Man – Just the Facts: MARVEL’S NEW YORK | PS4


J. JONAH JAMESON: Welcome to
“Just The Facts” with J. Jonah Jameson, alerting the fine citizens
of New York City to the threats they
don’t even know about, namely that menace, Spider-Man. Our first caller is… What did you say your name was? SPIDER-MAN: Hi.
This is Peter Pa…tterson. Don’t you think you’re a
little hard on Spider-Man? J. JONAH JAMESON: Let me
tell you something, Patterson, Spider-Man treats New York City
as his own personal playground. Just yesterday I saw him
doing back flips and 360s. Disgraceful. Running and
crawling on buildings. In fact, I have it on good
authority that he’s been doing swan dives off of skyscrapers. Seems the more
confident he gets, the more creative he gets. Walk like a normal person! SPIDER-MAN: Come on, what’s
wrong with a little sightseeing? New York is super diverse
and constantly changing. Maybe he’s just looking for
vantage points to monitor crime? J. JONAH JAMESON: Crime
he’s causing you mean. Sources tell me he has backpacks
filled with who-knows-what hidden throughout the city,
unauthorized research stations. Get a permit like
the rest of us, loser! Ever since he came
on to the scene prancing around like
an 80’s action hero, gangs have been setting up
shop using warehouses, construction sites and rooftops
as bases of operation, putting lives at risk. Who does he think he is? “Spider cop?” SPIDER-MAN: I really feel
like he’s trying to help people. J. JONAH JAMESON:
I don’t want to hear it. The fine people of
New York deserve better. SPIDER-MAN: My Uncle once said, “With great power, there must
also come great responsibility.” Maybe this is just his way of
growing into the hero he wants to be. And from what I’ve seen, the people seem to be
A-OK with that. J. JONAH JAMESON:
Agree to disagree, Patterson. Spider-Man only
cares about one thing: Himself! Jameson out.

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