Congratulations

Congratulations


♪ T-SERIES!
(YEAH!) ♪ ♪ IT’S YOUR BIG DAY!
(WOO!) ♪ ♪ INCREDIBLE JOB! ♪ ♪ I KNOW WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES ♪ ♪ BUT TODAY,
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS (UH),
IT’S A CELEBRATION ♪ ♪ PARTY ALL DAY, I KNOW YOU’VE
BEEN WAITIN’ (HERE WE GO!) ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS (WOO!),
IT’S A CELEBRATION ♪ ♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU’RE AMAZING ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS
TO YOUR CORPORATION ♪ ♪ GUESS TO BEAT ONE SWEDISH
BOY, YOU NEED A BILLION ASIANS ♪ ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT VERY NICE,
AND ALL IT TOOK ♪ ♪ WAS A MASSIVE CORPORATE ENTITY
WITH EVERY SONG IN BOLLYWOOD ♪ ♪ NOW YOU’RE AT NUMBER ONE (ONE),
HOPE YOU DID NOTHING WRONG ♪ ♪ LIKE STARTING YOUR BUSINESS
BY SELLING PIRATED SONGS ♪ ♪ OOPS! DIDN’T THINK WE’D SEE?
IT’S RIGHT THERE ON WIKIPEDIA ♪ ♪ GET USED TO YOUR PAST BEING HELD
AGAINST YOU BY THE MEDIA (UH-OH) ♪ ♪ I’M SURE RIGHT NOW THERE’S NOTHING
THAT YOU’RE DOING THAT’S ILLEGAL, YEAH ♪ ♪ I’M CERTAIN THAT YOU HAVEN’T
HAD COLLUSIONS WITH THE MAFIA ♪ ♪ FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT’S A JOKE ♪ ♪ FOR LEGAL REASONS, THAT’S A JOKE ♪ ♪ FOR SERIOUS, INDIAN MAFIA,
PLEASE DON’T KILL ME, THAT’S A JOKE ♪ ♪ INDIA, I’M SORRY ABOUT THE
MEMES, YOU’RE THE BEST ♪ ♪ I LOVE MY INDIAN BROS,
FROM BOMBAY TO BANGLADESH ♪ ♪ I’LL TAKE ON ALL THE WORLD
FOR YOU, I’M A HEAVY HITTER ♪ ♪ ‘BOUT TO CAUSE A GENOCIDE
SO YOU CAN CALL ME HI— ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS,
IT’S A CELEBRATION (OH!) ♪ ♪ PARTY ALL DAY, I KNOW YOU’VE
BEEN WAITIN’ (OH YEAH!) ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS (WOO!),
IT’S A CELEBRATION (YEAH!) ♪ ♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU’RE AMAZING ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(UH) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(IT’S YOUR BIG DAY!) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(WOO!) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SUCH A BIG DAY!) ♪ ♪ I GOT A LETTER IN THE POST,
HMM, WHAT IS THIS? (HMM) ♪ ♪ T-SERIES SAYING
“CEASE AND DESIST” ♪ ♪ HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME TELLING
THEM TO HOLD THEIR DEFECATION ♪ ♪ BUT, LET ME EDUCATE YOU, SILLY,
THAT’S NOT DEFAMATION (WOO) ♪ ♪ T-SERIES CAN EAT A DICK
(STILL NOT DEFAMATION) ♪ ♪ SUCK MY FUCKING SWEDISH MEATBALLS
(STILL NOT DEFAMATION, YUM) ♪ ♪ DID YOU KNOW THAT INDIANS
HAVE POO-POO IN THEIR BRAINS? ♪ ♪ THAT’S A BLATANT RACIST LIE ♪ ♪ YEAH, BUT STILL NOT DEFAMATION!
(WOO) ♪ ♪ INDIA GOT YOUTUBE FIGURED OUT,
THAT’S SICK, SON ♪ ♪ HOW ‘BOUT NEXT YOU FIGURE HOW
TO FIX THE CASTE SYSTEM? (OOF) ♪ ♪ MAYBE ALL THOSE ADS WILL
SOLVE YOUR CRIPPLING POVERTY ♪ ♪ BUT LOOKING AT T-SERIES’ PAST,
I’M GUESSING NOT PROBABLY ♪ ♪ BUT NEVER MIND THE POOR
PEOPLE, WE JUST HERE TO PARTY ♪ ♪ JUST HERE TO POP SOME BOTTLES
WITH THE NINE-YEAR-OLD ARMY ♪ ♪ NON-ALCOHOLIC ‘CAUSE
I HAD A REAL PROBLEM ♪ ♪ BUT WE STILL OUT HERE LIVING
LIKE WE ‘BOUT TO KAMIKAZE ♪ ♪ SO THIS IS IT, THANKS FOR
STICKING WITH MY CHANNEL ♪ ♪ EVER SINCE I WAS A NOBODY,
SCREAMING AT BARRELS ♪ ♪ YEAH, THIS IS IT, IT’S
BEEN AN ADVENTURE ♪ ♪ IT’S THE END OF THE REIGN OF
“FELIX ARVID ULF KJELLBERG” ♪ ♪ THROUGH ALL THE CHANGE AND
CONTROVERSY, YOU’VE BEEN BY MY SIDE ♪ ♪ THERE’S NO ARMY IN THE WORLD,
I WOULD RATHER GIVE ME WATCH TIME ♪ ♪ IT’S BEEN A WILD RIDE,
SO WHILE I CAN STILL BE HEARD ♪ ♪ HERE’S ONE LAST BROFIST
FROM THE NUMBER ONE IN THE WORLD ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS,
IT’S A CELEBRATION (OH) ♪ ♪ PARTY ALL DAY (SKRAA), I KNOW YOU’VE
BEEN WAITIN’ (YEET, PARTY ALL DAY, YEAH) ♪ ♪ A CONGRATULATIONS (WOO!),
IT’S A CELEBRATION (OH) ♪ ♪ I JUST WANNA TELL YOU THAT
I THINK THAT YOU’RE AMAZING ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(OH, OOH-HOO) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SKRATTAR DU, IT’S YOUR BIG DAY!) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(I’M FUCKING LIT!) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS
(SUCH A BIG DAY! OH YEAH, YEAH) ♪ ♪ CONGRATULATIONS, T-SERIES! ♪ ♪ YOU DID IT! ♪ ♪ YATTA DESU NE ♪ ♪ HOPE THAT #METOO STUFF DOESN’T
SEVERELY AFFECT YOUR BOTTOM LINE ♪ (WHEEZING) (SOMEONE’S CLAPPING) (MR. BEAST’S CLAPPING)

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