ANGRY RED BUTTON (REACT: Gaming)

ANGRY RED BUTTON (REACT: Gaming)


♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪ – “Angry Red Button”? – “Angry Red Button.” – I’m guessing that I should
press the angry red button. – One of my favorite things
to do is hit buttons, so I feel like this game’s
gonna be pretty all right. – It looks so seemingly simple,
which usually means it’s not. – Is it just me pressing a red button? ‘Cause I feel like that
would make me angry. – Start. – “Chapter 1,” all right. – “A New Start.” – “Good morning!” Hey, button. – Do I press “good morning”?
I’m gonna press “good morning.” – “Hello.” – “‘Sup?” – Not even gonna say hi to me? – “It’s Friday, last day at work, guys.” I like how this guy’s super
positive and spontaneous. – “Woohoo!” Yellow button.
I hope this is the entire game. – “Woohoo!” “Yeah.” – Still don’t like you, Angry
Red Button. What’s your deal? – Red Button is kinda introverted. – This bitch, dot dot dot. All right. “Hey, Red. Are you all right?” – I’d be better if I knew
what was going on. – “Are you all right?” The pessimist of the group, man. – “A bit tired.” “Everybody always pushing me.” Okay. – “See. The day just began. And I’m already the one
everyone wants to click.” – “It always happens every time. Again.” Just shut up, bro. – This is getting
depressing really quickly. – “And again and again and again… and FREAKING AGAIN!” – “But this destiny
is mine…” dot dot dot. “And…” dot dot dot,
“I have to live with it.” – Dot dot dot. – Dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot. – Okay. All right. All right, okay. Dot-dot-dot-dot all around. – “Hey, you know what? You could just leave.” – “Yeah, yeah! Nobody’s watching.” What? I’m right here, guys. Screw you. – “Really?” “Bro, we got your back.” – “Let’s go, Red. You deserve it.” “For shizzle!” – “Just do it!” – Are they peer-pressuring
this red button to do whatever? “We won’t say a thing.” “Do it.”
Yeah, it is peer pressure. – “Okay, I’m doing it.” Oh shit, he bounced.
Oh, he wasn’t playing. – “Okay, I’m doing it.” Where’s he going? – All right, so he just
gets up and leaves? – “Goodbye, my friends.” “Goodbye, Red.” – “Take care.” “See ya, bro.” – Damn, savage. Just left the keyboard. – Is he gonna go on
an adventure or something? – How would he just get up
and leave? I don’t understand. – “Broken Dreams,” “Chapter 2,” okay. The positivity’s just amazing. – “Finally I can rest.” Not really. – Okay. Well, now it’s sleeping. – This is… “Zzzzzzz.” – “Zzzzzz… hmm? Who’s there?” – “Who’s there? Oh, it’s you. Can’t you see I’m sleeping?
So you’re blind?” No, man. – “So you’re blind?” No,
I’m just pissed off at you. – “Can’t you see I’m sleeping?” Well, yeah, but I don’t know
what I’m supposed to do. I’m not– Man, this is a mean button. – “Don’t get me mad.” What are you gonna do?
You’re on a computer screen. “ARE YOU DUMB?” YES! – “Pushing buttons like an idiot? ‘Cause that’s what you are.” Bro, hey, you need to chill, square up. – “‘Cause that’s what you are, an idiot.” I feel so insulted. – I’m a stupid idiot. – “A stupid…” whoa, “retarded human.” Well, you’re just a stupid button! – (snickering) “An idiot.” “A stupid… retarded human with no life… no brain…
and nosy fingers.” – “Would you stop?” No,
now you made me mad. “YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR FINGER?” – “You know where
you can put your finger?” Oh no. – “You know where
you can put your finger?” Up yours! (laughs) “YEAH, RIGHT THERE!” Woo! – “I hate you.” I hate you too! – “Okay, well… let’s see
if you’re that good.” Oh, I am. Trust me. – He’s getting tricky.
I’m gonna get him though. – I’ma catch you. No. Mm-mm. Come back. Come back. Come back. – It’s going pretty fast. Oh shit. All right, I got to get that kill shot. – Nope. Nope. (softly) Yes! Okay. This is ridiculous. – I’m hoping it’ll just come into
the crossfire of my mouse. – Yeah! Oh! Dang it! – Can’t even catch up
to it anymore. (chuckles) – No. – This button should be
an Olympic athlete, jeez. “That was easy.” Maybe for you! (rapid clicking) (scoffs) “That was easy.” Oh my– this red button, I swear. I swear. That was not easy. – “But hard for a primate like you. Yeah, you heard!” Gets all in your face. – (mockingly) “I’m a super
high-tech material.” You’re a stupid button. (chuckling) “I’m immortal and you’re not.” Until I punch through you. – “In fact, you should worship
me. Stop pushing me. You need special permission to do that.” – “I’m celestial. And you’re sh–” whoa, bro. 0 to 100. What the hell was that? “I just want a bit of rest,
and you stupid asshole… you broke that dream.” – I broke what dream? – “I hate everything.” (grumpily) Well, so do I.
It’s called being a teenager. (rapid clicking)
– I’m not even gonna read your stupid comments anymore. I’m just gonna keep pressing
you until you explode. – I don’t want to say that. The red button’s done, basically. Well, I’m done too. But I don’t quit. – “Chapter 3: Catch Me.” – “So you think you can fly?” – “Try to catch me.” Again? – Oh no. Stop moving. – Okay. “And now?” (overwhelmed) Oh god. It’s like when you hold
magnets close to each other, and it’s going the opposite– oh, shit. – Trying to stay in the same spot again, but I don’t know if it’s
doing the same thing. – Oh, this is annoying. Oh, it’s red. Woo! He’s blending in. – Got to get close to him. Got to cut off the corner. Oh, damn. – Is my mouse actually affecting
any part of this game right now? I really can’t tell. I feel like it is, but I also– Oh, sh– oh, all right. (chuckles) Can’t even see the damn thing
with the background. – (takes a deep breath) I can do this. – (growls in frustration) ♪ (synthesizer music) ♪ – Aha. Oh, he’s slowing down.
He’s sad and resigned. – “Crap. I know a place
you won’t dare go.” I’m gonna still end up going there. (snickers) No. I can’t. – “I know a place you won’t dare go.” Oh sh– all right. That’s a little… – Oh. Ugh. (disgusted) Mm. – Ew. – I don’t want to even
press him now. This is gross. – Very interesting. Hopefully
you don’t move anymore. – (gasps) No. – No. I don’t want to drag it that way. – (chuckling in disgust) What is the point? – (laughs) – Guys, the game is winning. Okay. – Okay. I did it. – Ew. Ah, eh, ew. I don’t want to touch that shit no more. (amused) “You nasty son of a bitch!” – “Even here, you won’t stop clicking.” – “Now go away.
It’s impossible to find me.” – Like, I can’t find a red button. – “Now go away. It’s
impossible to find me here.” I found you. – Okay, I already see you. – (to himself) Oh god. Aha! “Crap.” You thought you could hide. – I’ll just wait until my cursor
turns into a finger. There you are. – No, man, you’re fucking red, you idiot. You’re a dumb ass, bro.
Honestly, you deserve to get clicked. – Okay. Onto Chapter 4. – I want to just fight him. – “Chapter 4: Chocolate Chips.” ♪ (mellow funk music) ♪ Dot dot dot. – “Why don’t you go play outside? I’m sure you’re fat.” – “I’m sure you’re fat.” I am… average. – “‘Cause you prefer harassing people…” – All fat people harass people? Oh, “than go play outside.” All right. – This button has problems. This button needs to get a support
group and get some friends. – “350 pounds?” Oh, close. 355. – “You’re definitely fat.” This is a mean button. – You’re definitely
a stupid inanimate object. – “Hey. Fatty fatty?” No, I don’t want a cookie. – Hell yeah, I want a cookie.
I’m hungry right now. – I don’t deserve it. Why not? (amused) “Banzai!” (game chimes) “Who dares trespass on my counter–” Am I getting points? Is the button gonna get mad at me? – “Hi, I’m Red.” “Oh, you’re not looking great, my friend.” – “Yeah, it’s that guy over there.” Oh, he’s getting more
inanimate objects to fight me. – Are they gonna team up on me? – “That fatty right there.” Oh my god! This is so– this is terrible. – I swear, I’m gonna punch
this computer screen. – “Hey, fool!” Oh my god. – “Stop pushing my friend.” – “Pick on someone your own size.” I will, big cookie. Come fight me, biatch. – “Yeah, biatch!” – “Leave us alone.”
They ARE in love. This is great. “Banzai!” Oh my god. (cookies rattle) – (whispers) No. – Oh shit. Squad up or what? – (whimpering) – I feel bad. I’m, like,
murdering these cookies. “Ouch”? Who’s saying “ouch”? – (fiercely) I will break
all your cookie friends! You will have no one! – I just have to kill all the cookies. – Yo, how many cookies
you have in here? Damn. (cookies crumbling rapidly) – Feel like I’m getting all my
stress and anger out right now. (cookies crumbling rapidly) (in game: infuriated scream)
– “ENOUGH!!!” Oh. He looks mad. (in game: infuriated scream)
– (laughs) “ENOUGH!” (in game: infuriated scream) – Oh. (in game: infuriated scream) – Shit. “Enough!” – We’re gonna have a duel eventually. Here it is, “Fight Back.” Bring it on. – “Fight Back”! Round one. – “Push me again,
and you’ll see what happens.” All right, bro. Let’s get it. – (gruff voice) “Here’s the
consequences of your act.” (high-pitched) Beep. (saw buzzing)
(screams) – (gasps deeply) – These consequences are awful. – Oh shit. (chop!)
Oh, my finger. Oh, he wants to fight now. – What the f– I don’t want to do this. He’s trying to chop off my finger. (chop!)
Aah! Dah! Just the sound. (chop!)
– What happened? Did I get hurt? Oh, so I can get hurt by the saws? – (chuckles fiendishly) Uh-oh. (chop!) (chop!)
Okay. – There’s no way to press it
without hitting the saw. – I just can’t hit the edges. – I’m gonna die. I already know it.
(chop!) – This is hard. – There’s only one time
when they’re completely sep– (chop!) I see the hand come up,
which means I can press it. (chop!) – Apparently I failed. (chop!) Chopped! What’s up now, right?
What’s up? Let’s get it. (saw whirring) (chop!) – I failed. I had it in the beginning.
With one, it’s easier. – Aha! – That’s easier. Oh, okay. (saws buzzing) – This is stressful. – I’m like more than halfway dead. But I can do it. – I’m glad this doesn’t have a timer, ’cause I’m really bad
at timed games like this. – In the middle. Oh, I’m tripping out right now. (distorted buzzing)
– What the? All right. Okay, this is like an acid trip now? (distorted buzzing)
– Ugh!!! Gonna have, like, a seizure. – My eyes, though. Oh my god. (buzzing gets faster, warped) – This feels like a banned
episode of Pokémon. (blades chiming)
– Woo! Suck on that, ya stupid button. – I can’t see anything. – Gonna pass out. (blades clinging rapidly)
(chop!) – (wryly) Really? – (whimpers) (rapid-fire clanging and chopping) ♪ (fighting theme) ♪
– (announcer) Fight. – Oh, we’re playing, like, Mortal Kombat? – Oh. And now it’s a beach. – (announcer) Fight. – Oh! Loving the battle music. – How do I Hadouken? – I don’t understand what’s happening. – It’s on fire. – He’s furious. – Do I just got to avoid him
when he’s on fire? – Oh, when it’s on fire,
I can’t press it. It hurts me. – That’s when it’s like
Super Saiyan. Okay. (punches landing)
– Yes. – It sets on fire too much,
like, too quickly. (loud wallops) – I’m just moving my mouse
and clicking as often as I can. – (straining) Oh, stupid button. (in game: echoing yell)
Oh, he’s done! Kill him!! – So close. (in game: echoing yell)
I did it, right? I killed him? – (announcer) You win.
– Yeah. (in game: echoing yell) – (announcer) You win.
– Is that good? Yes! – I think there’s one more. (in game: echoing yell)
Yay! – Woo!
– (announcer) You win. – Knockout. – Call me fat again, bitch. – Haha, I win. “Oh no! Red button is dead!”
(feigning interest) Oh. – “Red button is dead.” That’s right. – Is there more? There’s more. – “Malfunction.” Now he’s a hockey puck? – I just want to get away
from this red button. – Bro, he’s dead. We’re still
fucking with him. That’s fucked up. Oh, he’s dead. We’re playing
with a dead body right now. – Now I feel bad. – That’s kinda mean. – I’ll just tap it in, tap it in. (button rattles)
There we go. (game blips)
Pong! – Oh, shoot. – Hit him with the boom, upper bounce. Woo! – I am Bread, button-style.
You is toast, son. – Um… (toaster lever clicks) – This is just mean.
I’m frying this guy’s body up. – This is making me seem
like I’m such an awful person. – (laughs dismissively) This is just… Heh. Sure. I’ll go along with it. We’ll pretend. All right. “The end.” Cool. ♪ (mournful aria) ♪
Oh. So sad. – You had a good shot, Red. – He looks like a bloodied up marshmallow. – I feel so bad. (chuckles slightly) ♪ (aria continues) ♪ – Ebutton, 1.99? – I’d be sad too if my net worth
was less than two dollars. – Should I go press this one?
I’ll start the fight again. (gruffly) “Angry Red Button.” – So it’s over? So I finished it. – That’s it. We’re back in business. See? He was replaceable. Easy. Wow, that game was actually really fun. – There was character
depth and emotion. It was nice. – That was a blast. Kind of a dick though. – I didn’t like it. It’s just, like, sad. – I don’t understand.
Like, why was he so angry? What ever happened to you
to make you so mad that you had to go call me fat?
That was so rude. – I feel bad for killing the red button. But, I mean, it’s the red
button’s fault anyways. It shouldn’t have left the keyboard. – Thanks for watching us
annoy the angry red button on the React channel. – Hit that Like button
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episodes every week. – Bye, guys. – Later, guys. Go push
some buttons for me. ♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

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