A VERY PRIVATE INTERVIEW…

A VERY PRIVATE INTERVIEW…


Welcome, to another One Word Interview today I’m joined by 3 very special guest girlfriends *awkward silence* what thats rude i am joking I’m joined with Gee Talia, hello, and Freya, hey, all the links are in the description umm Yeah, let’s just, let’s just start this Let’s go with the big question first Does size matter? No
Sure, not. No, I forgot it is a one word interview It is one word! Ok, I haven’t explained. This is a one word interview- I did say that. Do you understand? Yeah You Sure? Yeah JJ – Wait so they said size matters?
Simon – No they said size doesn’t matter Ohh JJ and Cal are off camera JJ – Wait so if someone came through with a one inch Angles
JJ – Angles? One word! I like that JJ – all he is doing is penetrating your flap You need to stop
No look That made me die inside Virgin *laugh* You’ve all seen friends, I assume, a little bit? Which one of the the friends group are you? Phoebe
Simon – Why?
Slow Alright, that’s a good answer Phoebe
Simon – Why?
Dramatic Copied her answer, still Phoebe
Simon – Okay
Dumb I’ve got a sweaty hand What’s the most important thing in your life happiness
Simon – awww Simon – Talia?
Talia – you???? music I was about to vom everywhere
Simon: I was gonna say She went with my music apparently Taliah – Not your music??
Simon – you said “you music” Simon – Freya?
Freya – Family; I know that’s boring
Taliah – No, that’s a good one Who’s the best looking out of you? Subjective
– Banger Okay, so you can’t use that answer anymore Simon – Gee’s doing maths Impossible Well-rounded — hyphenated Did you just call them all fat”?
No! Simon – look! You see that!? She’s calling them fat again Balanced
Curvy Okay this one is just for freya and Gee ooooooo yes Out of me and Talia Who is the settler? neither Simon – Judge, Judge? Judge – I’m entering this part of the video to say that..
Simon – you just randomly popped up Judge – to say that your making the vid boring *laugh* We want some real drama
Freya: We want some argument! talia I have never heard someone say something so like uncomfortable Talia In life Who is better – Chip or Josh Simon – you have to pick Do you see how I am getting absolutely Simon -that is many words I’m talking to them Josh OHHH!! It didn’t answer my question JJ – DRAMA ALERT! I don’t think he knows Chips first name is Josh *Laughter* That is why he is shouting drama alert JJ – Shit Simon – I was like, that was the least drama answer
*laughs* He’s like “oh, damn!” Simon – did you think his real name was chip? Freya – No, surely not
JJ – No, I just didn’t know his real name, I just knew it was chip WHAT????? JJ – yeah? What does “KSI” stand for knowledge Stength Integrity your too smart for this Yeah, what the hell is going on? can you not answer first? she is banging
– I knew that one You go to one place in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be? Warmth That means, anywhere warm *offscreen* You may as well have just said cringe Who invited him? yo, we didn’t actually invite him He just turned up England Home
– Twitch con Out of the other two, who do you think is the best streamer Gee
-Gee What’s your answer – I will ask why Gee Okay why?
Experience Built Winner So you chose yourself cos winner Or award What is Talia’s worst quality particular
-sassy I want to change my answer – impulsive That’s not always a bad thing No but, you don’t understand What is Gee’s worst quality
Losing A quick flashback Winner She loses everything Forgetful scatty Losing I thought you said sketty boys its working And what is Freya’s worst quality? Scary JJ – bitch! Oi you just called her a bitch? JJ – ahhh nah nah nah You just said BITCH! They can’t chose just one Strong minded
Self-belief Her worst quality is she has belief in herself
– No! Lack of What’s my worst quality Feet They are not bad! I just covered Freya I think we can all say it at the same time
*collectively* Stubborn come on Gee You were meant to stick with feet Recently, Callux went & sold harry’s bath water. its on his channel How much would I have to pay you to drink that bath water? He rubbed his balls and stuff as well like proper like If that doesn’t sell you I don’t know what will It’s not bad 100 FREYA!? Shut up! 100K?? Yeah She said 100 100 quid? There was stuff in there I don’t think it is that deep It was probably about that level I’m changing my Freya’s worst quality answer Mad tings Callux is about to have a follow up video Talia – Million That is just ridiculous How much to drink Josh’s piss? Completely different JJ – What’s different It is pretty much the same thing? I mean it is not One word! One word! Harry probably peed in there What do you do in your bath??? Simon – one word, one word 20K? Okay
I’m the only one that saw it you need to see that before you make your prices How about a million
– 10K You walk into a bedroom and you see Vikkstar naked Lucky Okay??? Joke..Joke Why? It’s his bedroom you all get the Vick’s bedroom and he’s there naked it’s completely just hey, I would just say hey Vikkstan -Vikkstar he is standing naked infront of you and you just go hey Aye yo What is wrong with Vik? I’m not dating Vik He is a good looking guy, right? Did you??? Wait bro, bro, what!! zoom in on that JOKE! You’re not in the scenario, she just walked in What is your reaction I mean yeah, you’d be like “mm, fair,” I supposed I’d just walk into your room Describe yourselves in one word bubbly
irritating
annoying who has the most feminine boyfriend? Gee Me We got one from the audience
This may not make it in Whose farts would you smell among all of you Freya My own. Me. *laughs* G’s If you could smash one of the other boyfriends, who would it be?
*Girls in background* No, no Just saying there’s a top link up for grabs *Collectively* Yeah we already know They already know JJ- Oh God No one I don’t like how girls talk Next question I’ve got a good one Nooo Oh my god. You see him just jump into shot Ay, you can’t pick yourself Who would you snogg, out of all of you pervert Freya Freya JJ- Prove it! OK! Ok, Ok, *intelligible* YOU’RE A PERVERT! Talia If the world’s gonna end in five minutes, what do you do I would just get naked and just go like run around I obviously would JJ- WHAT??? Thats… Gee – Join Talia – I was about to say join in So you’re sayin if the world was gonna end in five minutes -We’re sat doin this interview You’d just get naked? Josh, you hear that? We’re gonna die What’s your favorite type of porn? Talia- Hardcore Gee – Lesbian Freya- Massage JJ- Woah Lux- These were rapid woah -We hadn’t had an answer quicker than that Hardcore, fam? *Simon & JJ fist bump* Dammmn -Did you just fist bump? Dad im sorry Damnnnnnn Favorite position? *Intense thinking* Cowgirl… reverse I’ll see you there Can’t wait to watch Doggy, idk Yeah, same JJ- Ayyyy *JJ congratulates Simon* *Simon’s very embarrassed* Editor’s note: lol Ayyyyyyyy Yeah, this isn’t fair Ayyyyy HARDCORE DOGGY! YEAH! Well that was a ridiculously intimate uhhh… one-word interview as I said, all three links are in the description down below Ay, Yo – Ay, Yo! Fam Wussup, man? Well their 3 links are much higher up Then if you scroll quite a bit down there’s another two links down there you can check out ummm… Thanks for being in this thanks for having me your the channel Thanks for watching, peace *outro Music plays* Pull up – KSI ft. Jme Really good song, suggest you check it out

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